Flipbook - TBF Autumn 2025 - Flipbook - Page 42
ETERNAL MYSTERIES
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes
why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Whose idea was it for the word ‘lisp’ to
have s in it?
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What if there were no hypothetical
questions?
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Can an atheist get insurance against acts
of God?
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If a deaf person swears does his mother
wash his hands with soap and water?
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If your car could travel at the speed of
light would your headlights work?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your
name?
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What’s the speed of dark?
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If the police arrest a mime artist do they
tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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How do you tell when you’re out of
invisible ink?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as
adults enjoy adultery?
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If you expect the unexpected, doesn’t that
make the unexpected expected?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have
you done?
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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What was the best thing before sliced
bread?
If time heals all wounds, why does it
leave scars?
